A year go, she was attending classes at Mt. Sinai Hospital and practicing various prescribed parental techniques on plastic dolls and bracing for the big day with touchy-feely videos and xeroxed handouts.
A year later, she spends her day slinging thirty-plus pounds of trouble up and down stairs, has concocted the precise measurements for creating downtown Toronto's most succulent rice cereal, can plow a stroller through a crowd of tourists like an Arctic icebreaker, and regards two hours of uninterrupted sleep-and-or-Facebook time a luxury (stuff the instructor didn't tell her).


Aw shucks.... thanks kins!!!
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